grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013

pussy grave

when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse

"my wife got a pussy grave last night"

by TD-YV October 3, 2017

dirty graves

A sloth like male👨 that does nothing but play bass🐟 fishin🎣 on Xbox 🎮and browse for protection🔫on his phone📱. Whilst slobbering with his dogs🐶.

"Instead of going out Aaron decided to stay home and be a (dirty Graves)."

by BubukittyFUCK February 26, 2021

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018