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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz
Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)
by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023
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Related Words
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the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments
A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.
by aw847 May 8, 2016
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Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.
"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"
by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022
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BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN

To absolutely devastate and destroy someone, either by rawdogging them in the asshole or giving them hard physics homework
EDP: BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN of them kids has given me stds!!
Everyone: oh word nigga?
by realdapboy October 4, 2022
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Goonzed

The effect on an event or occasion which has been allowed to lapse due to passive disinterest, flimsy excuses and/or general lethargy, regardless of how high expectations were for the event or how often it had been discussed.
I was looking forward to finally checking out this arty party everyone's been talking about, but surprise! Its been goonzed again.
by Pat Jablonski January 10, 2009
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Goonie

ur lil nigga, he is usually not very talkative, but you still love him. He does everything with you, and doesn't diss you.
"Yo my lil goonie, go grab my grinder for me"
Goonie: K sure love you bro
"Love you too bro"
by 519 yute November 25, 2020
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