Goomed

1. The process by which a person completely lies to your face.

Leroy: So I was talking to him and he just completely goomed me!
Aisling: No way! I hate that guy.

by FeatheryRhyme38 November 15, 2018

gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006

goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 16, 2006

goosedumps

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

by Deromes September 6, 2007

gookdom

Actions pertaining to and consisting of extremely gooktastic behavior.

Greg's gookdom was the leading cause for him getting beat up by the Korean War Veterans daily.

by Logan D. May 30, 2008

Gooped

Getting drunk to the level of waking up in a random suburban home

Bro like this late night is not that laets, let’s get gooped soon

by N. Jawnson December 8, 2019

goofed

The act of being very high- usually on marijuana.

"Hey- what do you think of this shit?"
"Man- I'm absolutely goofed."

by Sasquatch June 30, 2003