two goldfish

sarcastic way of saying you don't care when people are talking about things no one cares about.

I bought some new shoes today." "I have two goldfish." "What?" "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about stuff no one cares about.

by davgoldfish August 13, 2011

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Goldfish-ism

goldfish-ism is a temporary disease that effects your memory in the short term, in short

It’s a condition of memory loss but not really that serious

“Did you do your homework? “
“No I’m sorry I forgot, I have goldfish-ism”

by Teddybear7024 February 18, 2020

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Eat the Goldfish

Go down on a girl, and eat out her insides

Suck a girl's vagina

Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"

Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"

by lovelychick87 April 8, 2010

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goldfish love

a short lived but explicit sexual relationship, generally whilst drunk, that you will have only scant recollection of in the morning - this will generally come back and bite you at a later date.

Why does that chick look like she wants to hurt me?

by Moth Boy June 30, 2005

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goldfish syndrome

very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish

example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!

by blmnkychck April 23, 2007

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