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Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.
Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro
by Pyroshank September 22, 2019
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goatse

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.
by therebel56 August 14, 2011
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Gottee

Short for "Got em" or "Gotcha", used to express a shortlived victory or success after bamboozling someone.
Son: Yo dad, did something come in the mail today?
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!
by 🐺 October 5, 2018
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Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.
Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.
by I am autism January 29, 2018
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goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
by Rankanga September 13, 2005
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GOATED

_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.
by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019
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