Gummer

A blowjob given when ones teeth are removed. Soley with the use of ones gums.

Truth be told , That car isn't worth a Gummer from your sister.

by Julz London December 15, 2019

Blue gummer

A toothless hooker that sucks so much dick her gums turn blue for the night . Usually found hanging outside of a crack den or cheap motel

Yo chukka , did you see that blue gummer on the corner . Bet she can suck the soul right out of you Nukka . You got change for a dollar .

by BlaineDamage October 11, 2021

gummers

Danielle...welcome to the 21st century..how about when a GUY gives a GUY head..not just a GIRL giving head to a GUY..oh..did I just make you throw up...GOOD!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Nebraska Blue gummer

A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.

"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!

by Cornhuskers Suck Taint December 8, 2010

gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 21, 2004

gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.

The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food

by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013

Glommer

The asshole driver who, when you are trying to make a left turn, is driving at the perfect speed to allow your small turning window to close before you can make the turn.

"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.

by Joeykaz32 July 6, 2018