gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020

Gluck

The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.

I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.

by Rapefactory420 March 31, 2009

Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 9, 2021

glueballing

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.

After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.

by honcho03 December 9, 2008

gluetube

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.

"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"

by Alistair Cookie March 31, 2009

glued her eyes shut

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

glued up

High from sniffing glue

Wtf you talking about? You all glued up or what, bitch?

by Owly1 July 30, 2017