Get glossed

Similar to getting cooked

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”

by Amongbutts October 10, 2024

glossing

Shining like a G

Bro, have you seen my insta?
Yeah it's kinda dead... See me - I've been glossing since day

by UK Drilla June 1, 2020

dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.

"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."

by jaegerdon January 28, 2010

GLOSSING

Verb. To gloss

The act of putting flavoured or scented lube on/in your genitals before hooking up in the interests of it smelling/tasting nice.

Derived from lip gloss.

"I'm glossing before my date tonight, we're going dancing and I wanna taste sweet after."

by UrSecretsSafeWithMe May 11, 2021

gloss

female vagina

The gloss is such heaven.
"Is that girl a lesbian?"; "Yeah, she likes the gloss."

by taintiest December 3, 2017

Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010

borrow her lip gloss

Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash

Yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.

by Pour Youdonym May 8, 2017