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glib

1 (noun) a person with little knowledge of a subject that another person greatly understands; 2 (adj.) undereducated, retarded, not knowledgeable in a subject; 3 (adj.) hard to understand, confusing, undecipherable (as used by John Cleese in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ep. 5, "The Smuggler")
1 You don't understand quantum physics? My god, you're such a glib.

2 Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

3 That come out a bit glib, didn't it?
by puzzleapumalmt December 31, 2008
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gibon

'Gibon' - in polish means 'blunt', 'joint'.
'Gibon' is taken from word 'Gubernator' (eng. governer) -
i realy don't know why, but it is.

It's a new word - invention by me and my homie Radi during smokin 'sticky icky icky' :)
- Yo bro pass the gibon maaaan!
- Hush bro, just do another gibon maaaan!
by St.Koma November 1, 2006
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gibo

when a boy thinks hes all that and trys to think he's better than everyone else. He constantly compliments himself and says how great he is all the time. A.K.A pretty boy
Yo, shawn is a straight up gibo.
by Wing_Whoe November 25, 2004
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Glitoris

This is the gland found between the legs of a female pixie that secrets glitter. This is similar to the female human clitoris but differs in that most men probably have a better chance of being able to find a glitoris.
Loads of glitter came out of that pixie's glitoris.
by MindNinja January 29, 2015
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Glibble

"Wanna have some of my food?"
"Yeah, I'll just have a glibble."
by wassupHo May 1, 2019
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ad-glib

to quickly and easily make things up, (particularly when it comes to the definitions of words); bullshit out of reflex
John: People who use big words to describe simple things are sesquipedalian assholes.

Nicole: What does sesquipedalian mean?

Ern: Isn't it like a 70 year old squid?

Harvin: Erin, ad-glib much?

John: Ern, your retarded.
by Ern Lee Ermey October 30, 2008
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Globohomo

The ideology pushed by western neoliberals rooted in their age-old interpretation of sex and white supremacy.

Western neoliberals encourage everyone to embrace a homosexual / trans lifestyle while also continuing its warmongering in non-white countries under the guise of spreading "freedom." Since the military is ironically a refuge for incels as well as trans women (men who have transitioned to become women), this is a convenient way for the billionaire western elites to throw away their excessive incel population, hence avoiding the revolution that usually comes with mass male unhappiness. Most billionaires themselves being former incels who have accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth in their attempt to get back at the girls who called them ugly in high school in favor of dating handsome men (oftentimes men of color), see a convenient methodology for pushing a gay agenda onto the rest of the world in an attempt to rob the remaining resources of the planet while making the local population gay, trans, or to die in war, to avoid the fallout of their robbery.
"Who painted a trans flag onto this drone that we're planning on using to attack a wedding party in Afghanistan?"

"Oh, that came from high up. Part of the globohomo initiative."
by Johnnyzombie June 15, 2021
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