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ghander

Our waiter Francis was a smug ass ghander, simply based on the fact that he was both smug and Indian.
by don even triep February 1, 2008
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Take a Gander

Basically another way of saying “Take a guess”
Dollin: What are you talking about?
Samiquin: Are you heckin me? Take a gander!
by KingOfHeckins31 November 13, 2017
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ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope
"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"
by street smeg May 6, 2005
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glundering babblesnag

a trap like you would see in the war. exept theres something different. instead of cuttin into your leg so you cant move it clutches your balls. if you pull then all your hopes of being a father are ruined so you pretty much have a decision. have a fatherless life or have no life.
if your lucky and have a strong sack you can lift the glundering babblesnag and walk around with it.
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.

You know what sucks? glundering babblesnags.

Dude, what happened to you?!
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.
oh damn. im in one right now!
omg no way!
by Bic mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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gander

1. A term known to many hard alcohol drinkers, which means a "taste" or a "small amount" of a drink.

2. (Gandered) Description of someone who has had too much to drink
1. He just took a gander straight out of that bottle of Jack Daniels

2. After drinking the whole 18 pack of beer, Paul was gandered out
by Franuel Adams July 18, 2006
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gander

Term used when describing someone's behavior, also used: goose. It replaces such words as asshole, or fuckface.
That guy was being a fucking gander. or
That guy was a fucking goose.
by ballsac October 5, 2003
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gander reveal

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals
angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*
by DatGooseBoio February 2, 2021
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