Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl

Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day

On 20 April u can beat up or bully the E-Girl And cute girl day and make them to ur dinner!

Person 1: Holy Shit today is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day !
Person 2 : HOLY SHIT LETS GO HUNT
Person 1 : GET UR AK-47

by VTubers_Killer23 March 31, 2023

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day

On 20 April everyone is allowed to beat up E-Girl and Cute girl Day Packgod Beat up 56,688 times
so make sure prepare ur gun

Person 1: Hey Person 2 it is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day!!!!
Person 2: Holy shit lets go hunting
Person 1: Prepare ur gun rn!!11!1!

by VTubers_Killer23 March 31, 2023