Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Choch Grinder

Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.

Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)

by Jendo October 1, 2004

organ grinder

A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.

The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.

by C J Mirasola April 3, 2007

Fanny grinder

A fanny grinder is a person who often uses overpowered classes or characters in video- and PC games.

The definition is fairly new and covers games such as World of Warcraft, we have the Druid which at the current moment is fairly overpowered.
The definition also plays a role in the new RTS game: "Command & Conquer 3, The tiberium wars". Where the SCRIN plays the role as overpowered.

I was playing CNC3 the other day and I got beaten by a friggin' fanny grinder, SCRIN!

*A person just got owned by an Alliance Druid* "Agghr, you fucking fanny grinder! Play skilled, instead of overpowered!

by Guna May 6, 2007

tuna grinder

The act of performing oral sex to a female and then chewing the lips of the vagina in a violent, grinding fashion.

After receiving the tuna grinder, my vagina began to bleed.

by The Swank May 5, 2006

organ grinder

A woman so stunning one is obligated to rub one out in her name.

That Hayden Panettiere is a real organ grinder.

by The Porsche Monkey July 27, 2009

Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

by Matt and Jason May 24, 2006