greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018

ghetti master

one who uses inner city knowledge to modify or enhance everything they can get their hands on.

Dude, the ghetti master bitched up my ride

by Kack December 29, 2002

Ghestie

A ghost fan who is also your friend - usually mentally ill and/or on the spectrum.
They tend to put "Gh" in front of words when it's related to the band ghost;

EX: Ghooty Shorts, Ghlube, Ghoncert, Ghildo, Ghope, ETC.

Person 1: "Hey Ghestie!"
Person 2: "I don't even like ghost"

by Squidissue February 20, 2023

latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.

When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.

by Harvidge May 6, 2006

verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.

A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.

by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011

ghetti

Used by dumb-ass whites at Howard W. Blake high school in referance to "Ghetto" blacks. Used in the same demeaning manner as the N-word.

Those ghettis are always sooo loud.

I saw some ghettis in the hallway skipping class today.

I like black people, I just don't like the ghettis.

by Pooptacalicious Pimps May 9, 2007

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010