gherkin

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"
sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009

Tyler gherkin

Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag

Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.

Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”

by Pussyslayer240 May 3, 2018

Gherkin

A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.

"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."

by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019