Getting Waltered

v- Getting so immensely intoxicated you begin to act similar to a hillbilly named Walter of the woods of Andover, CT

Bro 1: "Dude its Ben and Brendan's 21st birthday this weekend."

Bro 2: "Yeah I know everyone is gonna be getting waltered"

by TimetogetWaltered December 30, 2011

Getting your jerry popped

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.

JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.

by APantzMember November 24, 2011

Gettin flaved

The act of giving or receiving squirts of "Mio" flavoring into one's beer. This is the evolution of Icing someone and most commonly results in a beer shower for the giver.

Although he was "gettin flaved", it took Drew a half hour before he even realized. Apparently he was pretty used to drinking berry pomegranate yeungling.

by ChrisTrauma December 15, 2011

Getting Nvidia'd

A term used by the group of youtubers and streamers who play Minecraft for the "Mianite" series where an item (typically from a mod) toggles their graphics card (made by Nvidia) to crash their game and cause frustrating feelings within them.

"DAMMIT, I KEEP GETTING NVIDIA'D"

by CreatureDude June 20, 2015

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.

Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.

by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009