Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.

"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022

genocidist

A person who engages in genocide.

A terrorist is just an unstable human. The genocidist is a force of nature.

by Wombattian March 24, 2016

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Ginger Genocide

A crime that will be commited in late 2009/early 2010. To exterminate all ginger bitches and their children.

person 1: i cant wait, those ginger bitches will go down in the ginger genocide.

person 2: hell yeah fuck gingers. damn homewreckers.

by smileybob123 February 14, 2009

Genocide by Big Gov

China Mao - killed 70 million +

USSR Stalin - killed 23 million +

Germany Hitler - killed 12 million +

Genocide by Big Gov is very possible because the citizens have no voice, no power, no rights.

by biggovkillbecausetheycan October 19, 2011