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Geiselle

Geiselle is the most beautiful loyal girl ever . She has some slaying eyebrows and all guys want her . She's freaky ass hell she isn't just about looks . She has a bomb ass personality ride or die . She is very intelligent down to earth person .
Everyone needs a good friend everyone needs a Geiselle.
by Chicken wings and frys April 25, 2017
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Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.
by Deuce Master December 1, 2014
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Geisendorff

A male with a penis long enough to fuck his own asshole. Note: must be long enough for actual insertion, cant just touch.
actually Im a Geisendorff so I can and I did
by El Senor 69 April 26, 2011
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geysering

after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.
i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face.
by GMFU and the ROC August 17, 2008
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Geyseromaniac

a person who has intense desire to switch on the geyser and always forget to switch it off.
Geyseromaniacs are one of the prominent reasons behind increased electricity consumption.
by rockinSS November 25, 2009
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Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
by Analog Lover October 29, 2009
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geijer

(Pronounced: Gay-er)
a hairy metrosexual bearing a strong resemblance to a wookie or an ewok, but who typically wears a D&G suit to work after having his nails done with his boys.
You're not a fag, u're Geijer!
by littleking69 July 6, 2010
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