Geezer no gizer

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.

Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’

by randopando2 October 01, 2018

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 25, 2003

half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 07, 2019

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 07, 2018

golly geezers

another form of saying WOW!

Oh Golly Geezers he is tall.

by kori willoughby March 09, 2008

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D November 30, 2012