An
art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric
shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore
difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in
case you
haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer
shopping!