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Gayble

When there is a gay couple sitting in a restaurant.
"I have to grab 2 waters for my gayble."
by codeman11 May 10, 2021
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GasLight

A MKULTIMATE neurolinguistic programming system utilizing emerging information and communications technologies to flood the field with Truth, the Light of Christ, for Ultimate Victory.

Commandeered from MKULTRA's piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption, "gaslight," the GasLight is, according to Virginia Woolf, "life is a luminous halo," which has been directly tapped to fuel the apparatus.

A literacy program to Ultimately Optimize Human Health.
In voice-to-skull la-la-land I saw Rebecca holding the gaslight. I was, like, "Do you mind if I borrow that for a second?" and as soon as I got my hands on that piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption gaslight I shoved it so hard up its own f**** ass it disintegrated, annihilated, dusted, atomized, roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp. I awful waffled it. Then I gathered up the leftover fragments of the busted ass gaslamp and shoved them straight down wormhole circa 1936. IDK what some gaslit nitwit would want to play with the old gaslight for. What will you do with the broken pieces of the gaslamp? Make a leash to walk your dog? Fly the broken pieces of the gaslight like a kite? Anyway, by the time your ate-up-on-voice-to-skull ass goes looking for some bad gas, for old times' sake, as you approach the smelly-ass wormhole, you will notice stretched across the horizon,"life is a luminous halo," which we tapped for the new GasLight. I am targeting you with a luminous halo.

Hey, TI: I'm not just gaslighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which will be GasLit. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which is GasLightable. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting everything in known existence.

I'm here to destroy the world, and I'm gonna make you help me; with your child-loving ass; with your big-forehead ass.

This is a Good GasLight. This is a nice story.
by Medicine Owl February 12, 2023
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Gaslightning

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. Often erroneously called "gaslighting". The classic example of gaslightning is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslightning is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.
My husband tricked me into thinking it was called gaslighting when it's actually called gaslightning
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 20, 2022
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Battle Gayale

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018
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The gaybladder

Happens when a gay guy is getting screwed hard missionary style and has a full bladder to later spray all over the room like a sprinkler.
I walked into my living room and seen the Gaybladder in action so I prepared myself to help clean it all up.
by Brian And Paris October 24, 2019
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Dirty Gayle

Someone who is going to blow into your life and totally wreck it, because Dirty Gayle will insert things into random orifii and make you like it.
Wow, my butthole really hurts this morning, because of Dirty Gayle and their armadildo torment!
by Big Gay Santa March 31, 2020
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Morbius Gaslight

The Morbius Gaslight is a social media maneuver named after the MCU film "Morbius", in which social media users ironically meme a horrible movie into being re-released in theaters, potentially triggering a significant loss in sales for the company that produced the film, such as when Morbius was re-released in theaters in June 2022.

It's essentially memeing a box office bomb.
If "Black Adam" is mid, we can potentially Morbius Gaslight Warner Bros. into releasing it twice to ruin them economically.

- twitter user @Gozutrucker69
by CRASHjester August 25, 2022
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