Garnett

A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

Garrett

The sexiest man alive with the most beautiful green eyes. Funny and fun to be around. A GREAT friend, has a great sense of character. A friend for life, but don't screw him over he will be an enemy for life. Holds grudges and has the memory of an elephant. Loves with all his heart but has a temper, so watch out! You can trust him with your life, he will never fail you.

That guy is awesome! He must be a Garrett!

Boy: "When I grow up I want to be a Garrett!"

Was that Superman? No way! That's Garrett!

by anounymous00000000 October 17, 2013

gogo gadget penis

noun: an exceptionally large member

verb: to have a penis grow large quickly

There was no chance that Yuri's penis would gogo gadget penis around naked women; for lo, he is a homosexual

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 10, 2010

garhett

1. Any man holding the name Garhett is widely known as "Da Shit" or "a P.I.M.P". The origin of the name is unknown.

2. Any man possesing extremely good looks or a fly ride.

"Man, that guy is so Garhett!"

"Garhett is fine as hell, damn!!!!!!!!!"

by Postmaster April 18, 2005

Garrett

Fucking Georgous.
You give all the girls orgasims.
You have big plans in the future.
Very athletic.
Any girl is lucky to have this kid.
I love him to death!!!

Garrett is soo hot!!!!
I want to fuck him.

by Lovers. March 23, 2009

dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

Gadget Worship

A trend that started in the mid 2000's with the introduction of the Iphone and other similar all inclusive functional gadgets. It consists of each individual in society being entirely dependent on said gadget for day to day survival. This in turn causes these individuals to esteem their gadgets higher than anything else.

Kate:I would rather murder an innocent person than no be able use my Iphone.

John: Wow Kate, you have a serious case of gadget worship: the disease of the information age.

by LudditeMight September 25, 2010