Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.
Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!
by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021
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Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.
FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth
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Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x
🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023
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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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