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Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.
When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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The best friend you could possibly have. He has got a kind heart but you don't want to see the other side of him. He is a true friend
Friend:"gazza help"
Gazza:"ok" *punches
Friend: "thanks gazza"
Gazza: "no problem"
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A term used to define when someone is pissed and starts chatting absolute bollocks. Reference to Gazza's stories, a segment regularly seen on football show Soccer AM when Gazza would retell a story and nobody would have a clue what he was saying.
"Fuck me, Gazza's (Tone) on one again..."
by Stokie Tone August 04, 2017
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Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices.
"He's doing a Gazza!"
by Fletch1980 July 10, 2008
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A worthless, soft southern, shandy drinking, lying, cheating fat ugly fucking prick
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Street name for speed. Derived from another street name for speed; *Gas*.
"Are you getting on the Gazza before you go out tonight?"
by Diego August 10, 2003
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