garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

Geffer

being completely controlled by your girlfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.

Fredrik was a normal guy until he met his girl, then he turned to be a geffer.

by evjen May 25, 2011

Giffer

One that creates and/or displays a gif on social media.

Bob is a really good giffer on social media.

by Tessa Jo November 7, 2018

Graffers

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.

You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!

by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012

Gaffet

A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc

" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005