Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012
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Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019
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Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016
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Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
by Lanie Jandry March 12, 2017
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Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 06, 2019
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Guatemalan confetti

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021
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Guatemalan stranger

Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.
After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.
by Kurt-33021 November 26, 2015
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