cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 21, 2009
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Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.
Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8
by NillerKasket March 14, 2019
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Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.
"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."
by Dragónverde September 24, 2018
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Guaced

the level of intoxication passed “ Shwiggity shwasted” where the night may result in one shitting oneself.
“Damn Nick was so Guaced last night you should see the toilet”
“oh no McKenna and Kendall are about to be Guaced”
by guaced queen October 02, 2020
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chips and guac

A fried tortilla chip and mashed avocados, with cilantro,onions, tomatoes, lime juice and salt and pepper.

A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.
That chips and guac from chipotle was bussin last night ong
by Oatmealandpotatoes April 28, 2022
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Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy
I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.
by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022
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nigga guac see

When ever a nigga sees a opened avacado, he turnes it into guac and uses it as a lube to jack off to avacados dancing in bikinis.It could also mean niggas in paris are probably in italy and rome is nigga. womp womp lil nigga. boo hoo KKK and remeber niggas are scared of the niggas all dressed in white.
Ayo lil nigga have u nigga guac see?
by The Niggas in Paris January 19, 2024
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