Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021

Guac

Basically means that your ugly or your fit looks ugly

Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic

Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it

by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

chips and guac

A fried tortilla chip and mashed avocados, with cilantro,onions, tomatoes, lime juice and salt and pepper.

A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.

That chips and guac from chipotle was bussin last night ong

by Oatmealandpotatoes April 27, 2022

Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy

I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.

by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022

Guac

Used to describe the sound in which oral is performed by a woman.

I woke up to my wife giving me that fresh guac.

by King of the Kross February 22, 2021