Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018
Get the Pocket Guacmug. Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic
Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it
Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it
by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021
Get the Guacmug. by Addguac.guac June 11, 2024
Get the add guacmug. 1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"
2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.
Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.
Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
by Ligmacorp April 14, 2021
Get the Guacing Cockmug. (Noun, verb)
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
Get the Guac Blockmug. by guacfan4life August 19, 2024
Get the Guac-Tacomug. Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023
Get the Guac and Ballsmug.