golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

Golf

A derogatory term for Mexican

Person 1: Hi, im juan.
Person 2: Okay golf.

Person1: Um... DD:

by Golffffffff January 30, 2021

Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.

Golf is wasteful shit....

by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

Golf

A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags

My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.

by GEA7042 April 26, 2022

Golf

The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about

Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course

by Quality user May 8, 2022

Golf

Give one less fuck

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being

by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 14, 2023

Golf

Game
of
life
first

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf

by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023