“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”
by Tyrone dubius September 17, 2022
A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant
by GoalieMind April 11, 2021
A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant
by GoalieMind April 11, 2021
Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.
“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
by DontTouchMyMayo June 05, 2019
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
by Urirrelevantbitch June 02, 2015
Cole- Dayum bro have you seen how big jess is?
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.
by Hozeyahzz December 07, 2023