Guke

Goon nuke

Mr. secretary, the president just dropped a guke on Legoland

by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

by SaltySealion March 5, 2022

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022