Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

by wallo June 29, 2012

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

by Globetard May 6, 2017

globollocks

Breathless and/or mendacious "Globalization" pieces from neoliberal commentators. A lot of pop economics insists that increased trade in services, intellectual property, and equities will solve every significant problem.

The American Enterprise Institute (AEI) is always good for a large steaming helping of globollocks.

by Abu Yahya September 28, 2008

Globovert

You've seen introverts and extroverts. Globoverts are creepy , socially weird people who often make others believe as if they really belong to an extra terrestrial civilization.

"um .... Is that Suzie licking the pole ?"

" Yeah ... Ignore her ... She's...a globovert"

by Darthyboi October 31, 2017

glob of load

Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.

eewwwww your glob of load hit me in the eye...

by Nos72 October 21, 2007

Global dimming

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes

p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming

by koutsu August 20, 2012

globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

by Kenbrig December 6, 2018