glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.

Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.

by mavbot01 March 7, 2023

African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025

Globbing

Globbing is when one takes a glob and hits it in a dab rig.

Hey did you try globbing yet ?

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018

glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022

Glob

Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.

You are a stupid Glob

by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

Glob

It good

Glob good

by The glob fools October 7, 2020