“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂
by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 10, 2022
A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
by HITNOKAT July 20, 2015
When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015
by Gooba13 May 21, 2023
A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.
We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.
by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019
by Two Blunt November 18, 2018