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by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020
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glob

Like a Blob....but worse.
He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.
by JRodFilms January 28, 2021
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Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.
Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.
by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025
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Glob World

An out of bounds area in video games. I.e. Skyrim's Whiterun
"This is it boys, we've entered Glob World."
by Zebraiscool12 November 30, 2025
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African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body
I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me
by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025
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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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