Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

cat wearing glasses

u've probably seen this gif in the define word

why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021

Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010

Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

chomo glasses

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.

That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish

by kelsd August 14, 2011

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005