if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses
gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
Get the glasses mug.Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.
"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."
by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009
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Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.
Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.
by hoodrat December 3, 2005
Get the beer colored glasses mug.The action someone with glasses has to go through when they are about to bury their face between a womens legs.
Andy: What's Steve doing without his glasses on?
Josh: He's about to go Glasses-Off with that Thai girl who's been giving him a lap dance.
Josh: He's about to go Glasses-Off with that Thai girl who's been giving him a lap dance.
by soontobehall July 19, 2009
Get the Glasses-Off mug.A football workout made by Christopher Coll of Tri West Highschool. You start at one end of a football sideline then do two down backs. Thats one rep
by Major Wang November 23, 2016
Get the Gasser mug.A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.
May also logically extent to breasts.
May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
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