by Chiki000007 August 22, 2011
Get the FyTrololol mug.The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004
Get the Futoning mug.A Futon attempts to be both bed and couch, but makes a terrible bed and a terrible couch. The Futon Effect is a force which dooms many similar attempts to a similar fate.
Spork. A spork is that funny eating thing that is half-spoon and half-fork. Intended for camping, this unnecessary invention makes very bothersome the eating of either liquid or solid food, and thus can be said to suffer from The Futon Effect.
by JAKiii March 8, 2010
Get the The Futon Effect mug.A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011
Get the Futonic mug.A female who is fond of Gingers but not very aware of what good mexican food is. Typically is the mother of many Midgets.
by OMG FISCHERS!!! May 17, 2008
Get the futrell mug.To have sexual intercourse on a futon.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Timmy last night?
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!
by Willy Wonkah February 17, 2010
Get the Futon Fun mug.the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.
Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.
Me: What happened?
Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.
Me: What happened?
Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.
by johnashmore October 16, 2009
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