Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.

"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."

by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012

Turtlenecky

When you're wearing a shirt that really gets uncomfortably close to your neck.

"This shirt is a little turtlenecky today, it's given me the chokes!"

by 2012brf March 5, 2013

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015