Fart Funnel

The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016

Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.

The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.

by Peado Bear December 3, 2010

funnel game

A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.

We got that Ray kid so bad with the funnel game.

by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005

anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021

funnel cakey

bits of breading which are fried and taste similar to a funnel cake, especially found at the end of tempura orders

These little funnel cakey things are so tasty.

by ChicagoGuy July 3, 2008

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013