Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.

That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.

by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012

fucktarded

A basterized version of "fucking retarded."

"Dude that guy's sense of humor is fucktarded."

by Zeeky H. Bomb April 2, 2005

funktified

Something that has been made funky.

Her hair has been funktified.

by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003

team killing fucktard

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

FUCKTARD EXPRESS

Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.

Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.

by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010

tri-fuckta

When a string of bad luck bring you three life changing elements at once.

I've survived my tri-fuckta of bad luck!

by jodiegirl37 August 1, 2011

Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.

by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011