Funboy

A stylish guy, of indeterminate sexual orientation. Basically, your classic "metrosexual."

John li is a Funboy because he listens to Dispatch and works at Merryl Lynch.

by Enrique K January 13, 2004

fucoff

to invite others for coffee

so you wanna go fucoff ?

by BCMoJo November 3, 2006

Funbo

The art of drawing upon a friend, with a permanent marker, who has passed out from excess alcohol consumption. Rude words and male genitalia pointing towards the mouth are frequently used.

Funbo is derived from an incomplete spelling of the word Funboy upon the forehead.

The only rule is that you may not funbo someone you currently live with. All outsiders are fair game.

We had to funbo whoever passed out first.

by Dahlia Street January 27, 2007

Functional nerd

A person that is a nerd but unlike most nerds does not lack the necessary social skills to interact with non-nerdy people in a nature way.

Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.

Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.

by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009

functioning crackhead

A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.

Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.

Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead

by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008

Funcomfortable

A situation that's both fun and uncomfortable.

That fight between my ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend was funcomfortable.

by maggiemae82 May 7, 2009

functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013