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Fuckleducks

Just a swear word. Previously seen in the National Lampoon. A dirtier version of "fiddlesticks".
"Oh, fuckleducks."
by SamTheButcher August 27, 2009
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Fuckety

by The Munt Man™ May 7, 2018
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Dilemma of non-fucketry

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.
Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"
by Betty Haze May 18, 2016
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fucket list

Noun. Variation of spelling includes "fuckit list."

Similar to a to-do list, a fucket list is a series of tasks which one intends to complete, but doesn't. These tasks are either replaced with more enjoyable activities, or simply neglected with a "fuck-it-all" attitude.
College student 1: "So, I have this ridiculous list of projects, reading, and other bullshit to do this weekend."

College student 2: "Good luck getting all that done. Hope it doesn't turn into a fucket list."
by Rebecca Linares January 31, 2009
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fuckled

Matt: Thats fucked up!
Ronny: Thats fucked down.
Matt: Your fuckled.
by Matt at. February 8, 2008
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Fucklets

Bratty, illegitimate kids of a slutty woman, usually fathered by different men.
Vicki's got fucklets running all over the apartment.
by WebeJammin August 14, 2008
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Fucket list

Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 17, 2011
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