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I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
by nothing_helps September 13, 2021
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Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
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Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
by crudent February 25, 2011
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Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.
Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'
by FifeLyf December 9, 2013
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fuckity fucking fuck

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?
by Not Aaron Krause August 3, 2016
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Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010
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