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Dawson'd 

To cry like Dawson, from "Dawson's Creek".
As depicted in any image returned when googling the phrase 'dawson crying'.
She was so upset that she Dawson'd
Dawson'd by Dawson'd March 14, 2011
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Fucking Dawson'd 

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.
Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'
Fucking Dawson'd by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

getting dawson'd 

When one of your friends Interrupts you by playing the Dawson's Creek theme song
I was trying to build a lego robot while high and while getting dawson'd
getting dawson'd by Pseudonymfound September 27, 2015

Dawson Day 

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..
Dawson Day needs a lot of help.
Dawson Day by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019

Drew Dawson Davis 

A youtube country singer who does covers of different artists songs. He sounds very similar to the lead singer in Rascal Flatts.
His username is FLATTSFANATIC on youtube.
Hey have you heard Drew Dawson Davis' new cover song?
Drew Dawson Davis by xsugarpop August 21, 2010

Dawson Day 

He is a loving person, but he is better off without Zoe because #zody is for life.
Person 1: isn’t #zawson so cute, Dawson day is so good with Zoe!
Person 2: back off, #zody is better.

Richard Dawson Drunk 

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
Richard Dawson Drunk by K-DOG June 25, 2014
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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