fuckball

the real name of football, the announcers (and their fake words and descriptions), and the fans of fuckball that clap and scream and yell in their house (at the tv) as if they were actually in a stadium.

Oh dear they are watching fuckball again, and I guess I will not be able to concentrate on ANYTHING today.

by anamehere November 7, 2021

Fuckballz

A great group of guys

Man those Fuckballz guys are bad ass dudes

by SSDG Fuckballz November 29, 2021

Fuckball

A catastrophic sparatic turn of events of events that cause either mental or physical damage/harm

“My life has been a fuckball lately
“You’re a fuckball”

by anonymous July 1, 2023

Fuckball

Any football game post circa 2006 (fuck you Cheryl Tweedy, yer mas a toilet attendant) when all footballers turned into fuck boys (or fuck bois for the gen zers) who bounce more off the pitch with their hair than the ball(s)

I dunno who am I to tell you how to use words. Fuckball

by Cheryl Tweedys toilet September 17, 2023

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023

Frackballs

An interjection for when things are going south. Not to be confused with the direction. Midway between Fuck, Crap, Frick, and Balls.

Yeah, I can beat this game!
*Dies instantly*
FRACKBALLS!

by TheOneKojak June 20, 2015

fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

by laserswordofdeath +3 August 28, 2016