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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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foot snorkeling

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
by Borgesian September 23, 2010
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Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog
Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!
by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 13, 2020
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duh football

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
by Dentar June 24, 2006
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Sneak Foot

A business that sells sneakers and streetwear. Not to be confused with the act of putting your foot in someone’s ass.
I just bought a new pair of kicks from Sneak Foot.
by AshyBurm October 12, 2020
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Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.
by dehubb October 26, 2011
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satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan
I saw satan's foot and it was huge.
by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008
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