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Freshman Center 

This is the kinda place where the dead go to die. A plethora of the kids do whatever drugs and "vanilla but call it kinky" sex for no God damn reason. Everyone is trying to be each other till' you can't tell the white girls apart besides what overpriced brand they wear. Ngl this was the place that made me consider suicide and I see why now. Like why the fuck did we all drink stale ass Gatorade and stand around in the main hall, let us get to our damn classes. And the teachers watch you like a hawk, like God forbid I have a depressive day that y'all caused in the first place. The lunch is mostly sugar and food coloring if you didn't spend half the time picking out what you ate. I also think the art teacher hated my guts too, mostly since I draw cartoons and not strictly portrait faces. At least my trans ass got a hot boyfriend from that all, I'd rather rot than go back for another year.
"This place is dusty and shit and the kids won't stop screaming, what's this school again?"

"It's the Blue Springs Freshman Center"
"Well that explains it"
Freshman Center by funnyman45 October 4, 2017
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Freshman 15 

When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
Did you see Suzy back at Christmas? Talk about freshman 15.
Freshman 15 by Cole January 15, 2004

Freshman year 

The first year of high school which usually ends up being an extension of 8th grade (middle school) because everyone's still friends with the same people and are still immature. Also freshman year tends to be the easiest year of high school because you're not at pressured to or can't take AP classes. And your core classes are much easier than higher grades. Because you're either 14 or 15 years old you can't drive in most states or get a job which limits your independence to go to parties, go to certain events etc. Also "upperclassmen" usually dislike freshman which makes it hard to be invited to these events. Overall freshman year isn't quite as exciting as other years in high school.
8th Grader: "Holy crap im going to high school next year! I'm gonna get hella girls and go to crazy parties!"

9th Grader "Hey, sorry, that doesn't really happen in your Freshman year.. only on TV shows.."
Freshman year by Feely7 June 9, 2010

freshman list 

a blowjob list. a list of people you are planning on sucking when you are a freshman in high school because you feel your too young now. bitch.
"I'm making a freshman list" -olivia

"suck me bitch" - bryan

"im a guy"- olivia

Freshman Teachers 

The worst type of teachers ever
Dude all my freshman teachers suck

freshman fifteen 

the phenomenon to put on 15 pounds in your freshman year.
To avoid the Freshman fifteen, you must exercise regularly.
freshman fifteen by Bebel May 23, 2006

Freshman Cup 

The middle cup in beer pong, located at the very center of the average beer pong triangle (10 cups). It is called the "Freshman cup" because it is generally the only cup new college freshman can make.
Jimmy falsely claimed to be a junior at the party last night, but his cover was blown during a game of beer pong when he only made the freshman cup.