Freeting

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.

J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

Fertile

A term used when describing a good looking person.

“Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”

by Paperhands June 4, 2023

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

Fertid

Feeling crabby and anxious.

OMG, my mom totally just dissed on me, couldn't she tell by the tear rolling down my moist cheek that i was totally fertid today when tommy told me that i looked staypuffed.

by Staypuffmarshmallowman November 22, 2009

Fertibula

A made up word by the writers for the "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss". Its meaning is so secretive, that if one were to use it in a sentence CORRECTLY, only one thing could happen..."Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. " Yeah, that secretive.

p.s. fertibula can't be used in a sentence correctly unless referring to "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss".

"Yo- did you hear about that word from The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss?"
"Yeah- from that really retarded show? I think the word was Fertibula..."
"Yeah, but don't use it in a sentence..."
{censored line for your safety}
Sounds of utter assimilation follow.

by Dead from da suess January 21, 2010

Freetek

An illegal rave generally held outside under a bridge or in a park/forest.

Person 1: Hey, you going to the freetek tonight?
Person 2: Nah, the last one got shut down by the cops really early

by ketamineocean>.< August 22, 2011

fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.

Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014