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freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.
Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.
by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019
mugGet the freight brokermug.

Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.
That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.
by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019
mugGet the Freight Truck Fuckedmug.

Freight Train

A freight train is a hockey player that is so strong and aggressive that they completely run over anybody who gets in their way. A freight train will not only lay you out when you have the puck but also run you over if you try to get in their way or hit them when they have possession.
Guy 1 - "Dude, Ben is laying out their whole team."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."
by SunnyB31 August 9, 2024
mugGet the Freight Trainmug.

super freight

Money as power; especially in a community where people are generally poor.
"Hundred karat bracelet, I use it like some super freight/"

from "Put On" by Young Jeezy feat. Kayne West (song)

It is used as a simile in the above example, but I want to consider adding "super freight" to the lexicon.
by Transl8er October 22, 2008
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
mugGet the Cowboy Freight Trainmug.

freight ho

In the shipping business near O'Hare Airport in Chicago the expression "freight ho's" has emerged as a term to describes women who work in that industry.
She's is your typical freight ho.
by yo_yo_mah August 17, 2023
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Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.
by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017
mugGet the Freight Zone Madmug.

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