franztastic

Adjective to describe an event that has become fantastic as a result of drinking Franzia.

Girl 1: "Hey, I just bought another box of Sunset Blush. Want to go chug it out on the porch?"
Girl 2: "That sounds franztastic to me!"

by 4107 Locust Street May 25, 2006

Franzarita

A cocktail made from margarita mix, tequila, and Franzia White Zinfandel.

I can't believe you guys are drinking this franzarita. It tastes like pure gasoline!

by SandyCakes2.0 April 13, 2011

Franzhousing

Franzhousing is when a person is in some sort of relationship, primarily romantic but sometimes not, with a person whose heritage is mostly German. The Franzhouser is the friend and the Franz is the German friend. This term may also be used when a person is a roomate with a Franz or is simply staying the night. Franzhoused means to stay the night at a Franz's house.

Guy1: Hey, I just Franzhoused with Amy.
Guy2: Franzhoused?
Guy1: Yeah, Amy's of mostly German descent. So, I stayed the night last night. Get it?
Guy2: Oh, yeah, cool. I wished I was friends with a Franz.
Guy1: You're missing out by not Franzhousing.

by Iamarealone July 27, 2017

Franfuckingtastic

something that is fantastic as described by Fran the supreme leader of an awesome TJ&Aldis group....

This cup of coffee is Franfuckingtastic!

I hope you have a franfuckingtastic day!!

by Frans Fan September 3, 2020

franziskavonkarmasexual

when you're fucking done with humanity and just want to be in love with franziska von karma

Anno: wait whats your sexuality again
Ollie: I'm Franziskavonkarmasexual
Anno: pog

by olliethesimp March 5, 2021

Franz-Notker

Franz-Notker. He means the world to me. He‘s by my side for 20 years now. Obviously, because he‘s my father. He‘s my hero. I don’t know what i‘d do without him… i swear to god i‘ve never met someone who didn‘t like my dad. He‘s open minded, friendly, politely, gay (well bisexual), smart and funny! He always was there for me and still is! He‘s my hero.

Thank you Franz-Notker for being you and for being my dad!
I love you <3

„Wait a minute! Is this god?“
„Ah no, that’s just my father Franz-Notker entering the room!“

by the stranger you will recogniz November 20, 2021

Franzoni

An intelligent "Italian guy" that has a perfect six pack, and a huge penis,but acts like a huge dick ,so you have to drink a six pack to deal with him.

I've had the Franzoni lately....yeah,even with that brain,and perfect body,and giant weiner....I had to drink a six pack just to deal with him being a huuuge DICK!

by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021