by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018
Get the forrest trump mug.a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009
Get the forrest cow mug.Related Words
1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
by clumsyannie November 24, 2010
Get the Forrest Gump mug.Taken from the urbandictionary definition of "forrest":
"Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.' Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick."
But infact, the above quotation is wrong. The word "forrest" was mispelled and was meant to be "forrestt". Forrestt is all of the above and more. Generally a Forrestt sucks major ass at first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with the exception of the Halo series, in which they generally kick ass.
"Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.' Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick."
But infact, the above quotation is wrong. The word "forrest" was mispelled and was meant to be "forrestt". Forrestt is all of the above and more. Generally a Forrestt sucks major ass at first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with the exception of the Halo series, in which they generally kick ass.
X: Dude! That guy was hung like a Forrestt!
Y: Yeah I know!
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X: Looks like we have a Forrestt on our team. /facepalm
Y: Oh shit look out he's noob tubing /facepalm
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X: Hell yeah! We have a Forrestt on our team!
Y: W00T nao i dont hav 2 uze mi hax 2 kik covnent arse!
Y: Yeah I know!
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X: Looks like we have a Forrestt on our team. /facepalm
Y: Oh shit look out he's noob tubing /facepalm
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X: Hell yeah! We have a Forrestt on our team!
Y: W00T nao i dont hav 2 uze mi hax 2 kik covnent arse!
by Enokia June 18, 2010
Get the forrestt mug.A popular beer bomb drink started in Central California by Eric Middleton. A shot of gin with a splash of Grenadine on top is dropped into a half a glass of Sierra Nevada and then chugged. Most either love it or hate it, you be the judge.
by J-Messy November 29, 2011
Get the Forrest Fire mug.While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.
-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
by douchewalker December 9, 2013
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