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uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016
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cereal foreplay

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk
Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.
by Cereal Fucker October 19, 2017
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employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.
My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.
by Pittycent March 10, 2023
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Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
by Tbird58 November 28, 2022
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Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.
Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.
by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023
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Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.
Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too
by Plumflower November 12, 2023
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