Ford 

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Ford by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004

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Forever Overheating Rusted Dodge
F*cked Over, Retarded Drivers
For Our Reliable Dipshits
Found Often Returned (to) Dealer
See Mustank or Mustang or Tang

I never bought a Ford and I am a better person because of it. I can feel my superiority over the fools who are Ford fanboys because I have an IQ exceeding 30, and a car that can exceed speeds of 30 as well.

ford by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

ford 

Car the I would never purchace.
Fucked on race day.
See also: Mustang

That guy with the ford thinks his car is so fast.

ford by Samerz April 2, 2004

ford 

Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing

I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem

ford by Buck Restad January 20, 2004

Ford 

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily

Ford by ToughGunner October 4, 2005

Ford 

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!

Ford by coca October 30, 2003

ford 

the problem is circled

what a ford piece of shit

ford by ranger power February 22, 2004